guys im going to cr y
my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla
my parents got me the license plate icarla
i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country
GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME
MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT
sometimes I think about my own character development
i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
THIS ISN’T COOL WE NEED A FUCKING BRAIN IOS UPDATE OR SOMETHING.
I CANT HANDLE THIS CAT EATING A BANANA
One of the best advices I’ve ever heard tbh
I was talking about golf.
But yeah. It applies pretty broadly I guess.
everyone needs these christmas lights on their blog